So last night was our Family Guy telethon. As soon as I got off work, I picked up Chris and Mark and we went to Laine's house. Unfortunately I let Chris drive and after a trip though Bowen Park... I was not feeling very well. But... the night had only just begun. So at Laine's, we watched like at least six episodes of season four, which came out yesterday. Chris, Laine, and Mark were either drunk or quickly on their way there. I seriously think I have developed some sort of adversion to alcohol, because it made me sick while drinking one. I totalled one and a half, and I was not a happy camper.

      So now, they're drunk and I'm tired, so we decided to go to the Foundry a short distance away. We walked there and the guys drank lots more. I dunno about the rest of them, but Chris was definately gone. Hehehe. So, we met these girls, some of whom knew Chris from school, and some of their friends. One of them was really cool. I don't remember her name but we talked about boarding and I tried to get the guys to do kareoke to Spice Girls' Two Become One. I failed and was sad about that. Also, there was Lola. She is awesome. She pole dances really well. But we'll get to that in a minute.

      Riiight, the the Foundry was closing so we went to 70 Below (the gay bar) and danced. That's when I learned that Lola is an awesome pole dancer. She rocks! Yeah, so it was just us straight kids, and a couple gay guys I think. Chris seemed to think it was a good idea to bet the guys five bucks that he could get this really flamboyantly gay guy's phone number. So he set to work, talking to this guy and getting him to sit with us. Yeah, then they start dancing and it was a mix of laughter and horror for me. Wow. I was pretty much disturbed and hid in the bathroom for a while. Like frickin' dirty dancing with this guys... Chris I hope you remember this all cleary, and the guys got his face in Chris' crotch. It was horrible. I hope it was horrible for Chris too.

      But yeah, that continued for the rest of the night, with at one point, Mark and Chris, and the gay guy having this orgy on the dancefloor. It was terrible and I pretended not to know them. But I danced lots and had a blast with my new friends. I got Lola's number and she says that they're out almost every night. So hopefully we'll run into them again sometime. Umm, oh yes, then there was the massive make-out fest of EVERYONE on the dancefloor. The guys minus Laine, and the girls minus me and Steph. So yeah, highlights were: Gay guy sucking on Mark's neck. He's got a nice hickey now. And Chris sucking on some girl's neck. End of story... Ummm yep.

      So, now Chris is freaking out about his HOMOSEXUAL TENDENCIES. Aaaaahhahahaha. Wow, so many other things happened, but I don't know if I want to get into that just now. Laine brough that Stephanie girl home. I shall find out how that went hahaha. I drove Mark and Chris home.... stuff stuff stuff. La dee da. I spoke with Phil tonight. Yup. Told him that was it and it was good. Ahhh, crazy crazy night. My neck hurts A LOT.