Wow, I actually didn't update for a whole day. Um, on Thursday I went to Victoria with Jordon and Hilary, who was pretty freakin cool for being a female. Which means she was rockin. We followed a red van with a tail the window about halfway but then we had to stop for food so we lost them. I was fuming and Jordon was being scary about it, so I tried not to be too angry. Umm, so we picked up Jordon's tickets and walked around the waterfront, and I ran up to plasterman screaming, then I said hello, and gave him two bucks. Then we went to UVIC and visited some people I didn't know and chased rabbits.

      Anyways, back to Nanaimo, and Frazer came over and I did fun things like laundry and burning of a CD, which is awesome, because it has many A Spill Canvas songs on it, and I love them now. Then Frazer and I went driving and he tried to teach me how to do stuff with my e-brake. And we drove around Beban Park and I got scared that we would die from some crack addicts attacking my car so I made sure all the doors were locked and in the end, we didn't die and it was good.

      Friday morning I got up ridiculously early. At like ten. And Tigh-Na-Mara called and asked if I was feeling better yet, and they lady said that they really wanted me to work for them, but not until I was better, and they were prepared to wait if it was gonna take a month for me to get better, no matter how long, they just wanted me to come back when I could! It was awesome! So I'm wanted which is a good thing, but I told them I could start on Monday, so I go in then at 4pm for my orientation and whatnot! I'm so excited guys! My first full time job and it's gonna be awesome!

      Then Sears called twice and I ignored the phone because I didn't want to talk to them. Then I packed and ate food and saw that the ferry was like late and mostly full, so I left and ended up waiting in line for like two hours because the special in between sailing didn't even leave until the three sailing and this was supposed to leave at two, and it was just a big mess. Anyways, so I got to Vancouver late and picked up Brody like half an hour after he got off work, but he came running down the stairs anyways and picked me up, and he's saying it's because he had to pee, but he really didn't because we went to Boston Pizza right away and he didn't pee. So he was lying. Now he's laughing.

      ANYWAYS. Then we went to a park that had no grass and watched the sunset. Well, he did, but I was facing the wrong way, and people were looking at us. And a dog came by. Then it got cold so we went back to the car and there were some Asian people there and we thought they were trying to steal the random DVD player from my car. But they didn't because we saved the day. Brody said hi, but they were too cool to say anything back to us. Then we went and saw the Best movie ever. It was called, "A sound of Thunder." It was about time travel, baboon-zilla-bats, and HOLY CRAP, it had the worst computer graphics I have ever seen in my entire life. Wow. Mad props to them. The only thing that was worse than the CG was the acting. There were about eight people in the theatre, and I think I was the only one who enjoyed it because it was so bad. GLOWING BABOON-ZILLA EYES! Anyways, I reccomend it to everyone WHILE in theatres, because you have to see it on the big screen, it's THAT bad/good. But mostly bad.

      Oh right. At Boston Pizza, Phil called. Yeah. Phil. Phil who bitched me out the other day and hasn't spoken to me since. Called me. Probably for a ride. After not speaking to me for like the past three days. What the hell is up with that. Oh well. Anyways. Back to my weekend thus far. Then we went to the place where we were sleeping. Which was nice. End of day.

      Today is Saturday. Today we woke up and bought food. And... took a freakin' long drive, and went to the zoo! I thought it looked welfare, and it pretty much was, but it was also really good and the animals had big enclosures so I was happy. Unless we couldn't see them. In that case, I think they should have been chained the fence. Ok, so we got there and Brody confiscated my brownies, and I saw I wanted some and right in front of all these people and their kids, he told me, "You can have any desert until you eat your lunchable!" The painful was that I did indeed have a lunchable with me. Then he was being all parental, so I hit him and stepped on his shoe and told him he wasn't my mother. Oh righteo, so there was a rhino which was cool and shiny. And there were squirrel monkeys which were the best because they did the whole ET thing and tried to touch Brody's finger and then they freaked out and bared their teeth at him... which screeching. Oh Brody wants me to tell you about how he got all the animal's attention. Let me start a new paragraph because this is a story all in it's own.

      Ok. Brody's technique was basically the same for every animal. Bark at it. Ok, he said "eee eee" to the monkeys and that time, it actually worked and they tried to take his finger. However, it didn't work on the giraffes, (although one did come over, so good luck convincing him) the rhino, the tiger, the bear, the lions, the wolves, (oh god, I pretended I didn't know him) the bison. Yeah, basically everything. Oh, and the baboons. OH! The baboon's bums were extremely red and I thought they were sunburned. However, we were reading about them and it turns out they just wanted sex and that's how they attracted the males. One of them was eating hay and it was funny.

      We discovered that camels can become invisible. Because there were three signs for them and no camels. Until finally... camels. That didn't match the sign. Whatever. Brody pet a zebra and it scared him. Ummm, oh we hunted the wild porta-potty and Brody pet that also, and I got a picture of him doing so. At this point, I would like to tell you about how attracted one of the donkeys was to Brody. His penis was like two feet long... the donkeys, not Brodys. Wow, so Brody it. The donkey, not the penis! WOW. Um. Yeah. That was interesting. Oh also we saw a wild bus in the bison enclosure. Then it started moving and it was like that time in Family guy with the wild fire truck and ambulances that eat the deer. Everyone knows what I'm talking about because I show it to everyone.

      This paragraph is about children at the zoo. Child number one. Child: "Those are killer-bears (or killa-bears) because they kill people." Brody: "Only if you attack them first." Child: "Mom, look I'm hiding!" Other child: "I can see your bum." End of story. Child number two. Mom: "Look that boy has a Mario Brother's tee-shirt (Brody). Then the little boy hunted Brody for like a minute and kept trying to be inconspicuous and failing horribly, until Brody said hi and he ran away. End of story. End of zoo. Then we drove home and Brody got us lost but I got us back. SHUTUP BRODY. I made beef-dip and the world was right again. Oh. The moose and yaks were retarded.
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