Saturday, November 06, 2004
ruining other people's lives and other fun things

      Well, today has been fun. I'm sitting here at Joel's house with Joel next to me, and I have just finished off one of his friendships with some ho. Hahahhaa, she got so pissed off and went on about how her brother was dying or something equally pathetic. Anyways, Joel felt bad so he said some equally lame things with the culmination being: "please find it in your heart to forgive me," or something pathetic like that. In other news, we just finished watched End of Days with Ah-nold. It would have been better with more boobs. Just kidding. If the dvd hadn't skipped so much. The first one was Joel's idea. He's looking at me and saying random unintelligble things right now. Now he's laughing. Running commentary.

      Ummm, I had poptarts again today. That was nice. OH! Hahaha, Joel came over to my g-parents house for dinner and they made him have like three helping, which I forgot about and then punched him in the stomach. "I then told you I was going to go to the washroom and vomit." That's what he just said about what he said when I punched him. Ummm, in other news, Dan hasn't blocked me, but isn't speaking to me. We'll see how long that lasts. Today I am wearing blue underwear. Oh right, I also drove down the Vic and made it here in like an hour and fifteen. In the rain. Joel says, "crazy." Now he's snorting/laughing. I've had to pee for like 6 hours now. I'm holding out. I think it's making me sneeze though. Which in turn, makes my uterus hurt? Joel pushed me off the chair and hurt my ankle today. He's laughing about it. ABUSIVE! I'm just kidding, that's terrible. He says, "I'm not Dan!" Hahahahaha, that is the most hilarious thing I have ever heard. I need making out. From the chair. Pillow. Yes.
music. vitamin r - chevelle