Today has been average. I worked. I ate salad. I went to the mall. I ordered my green hoodie. I bought a jean jacket. I found glasses. They're black Ralph Laurens. They're nerdishly awesome. Sweet thick black plastic frames baby. That's what I was looking for. I'm reading fight club right now. Finally got it from like library. Hahaha, my dad had to take it out since I have like sixty bucks in library fees. Fucking books. My eyes hurt. Fucking allergies. But I can't take out my contacts because I don't have any glasses and won't for like a week still. Now I'm sitting here in sweats and cookie monster slippers trying to be sexy, but it's not working.

      I do however have an awesome story from work. This woman picked up a carton of eggs... the normal ones? Anyways, she opened it and started counting them. I was jokingly like, "there's usually twelve," and she's like "I know, but I just want to make sure they're all there." Keep in mind, there's only enough room for twelve eggs... this woman was on crack, I swear.
music. you got me - roots feat. erikah badhu