Tuesday, November 16, 2004
"do you WHEEEEEZE have any flavoured WHEEEEZE condoms?"

      Hello all, according to Janelle, I have to update or die, so I figured updating would be slightly more in my favour. Blah blah blah, I've been working for the past two days and then not being on msn because I was too tired. I've also been doing quite a bit of cleaning. The downstaires is on it's way to being done. My family refuses to keep the upstairs clean though. I swear to god, everyone who thinks I'm messy should come check out my parents. It's disgusting, and then they always bug me about how the house is dirty. Retards. I'm sneezing from all the dust. Oh here's Dan finally like an hour after he said he would come over. So I should probably finish this up.

      My first day off in nine days is tomorrow and I shall spend it cleaning and visiting Candace at shoppers. (she starts tomorrow! yay!) I must remember to clean my car and pick up my board. Argh I need a shoulder massage :( Been drinking lots of chocolate milk and eating lots of salad. Doing lots of laundry. Umm ok funny work story. This big fat old man comes into the store at around five all wheezing really badly like you do with asthma. Anyways he asks Chris where the condoms are and could he please help him find some. Then he goes on about "which ones are the flavoured ones," and "what flavours are there?" Meanwhile, it sounds like he's gonna fall over and die right there on the floor. So it's like, "Do you WHEEEEEZE have any flav... WHEEEEEZE oured condoms?" It was really amusing. And rather gross. Chris is like nearly gagging when he's telling me about it. Anyways, I hope that entertained you all. Yes.
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