It was inevitable. Something had to go wrong. And now I shall bitch about the most evil thing on earth. My place of employment... Shopper's Drug Mart. Ok so today, both Dan and I had a day off. We know this because the schedule tells us so. I know this because Dan knows this. (sorry, had to insert the random Fight Club quote in there) Anyways I went over to Dan's house to wait for him to get back from his hair appointment, (his hair is now uber-sexy) because he was mad at me and we all know I hate it when people are mad at me.

      To the point, his parents get a call saying he's late for work. Now this is not good news, seeing as he's was just late the other day and they keep saying they're going to 'let him go' if this behaviour keeps happening. However, today was not his fault, as him and I were in there like two days ago, writing down his schedule for the next three weeks. Anyways, when I went in there to drop of his uniform, the schedule says he isn't working today! WTF! Which brings me to the ultimate point that Shopper's Drug Mart is a crap-ass company that no one should ever work for.

      So Dan had no choice but to go in right after his hair appointment, at which point we debated over whether or not he should quit right then and there. He decided against because he needs it on his resume and because I am most likely his bad conscience saying, "tell them to fuck off, then walk out the door, and crap on your uniform." (the crapping on the uniform was an old employee's idea (by the name of Wendy) who hated the damn company so much that she decided to "wipe her ass" (her words) with the uniform and leave it in front of the front doors). Anyways, so Dan is still at work. Until midnight. Thus spoiling my entire day. He did however decide that should he ever have another shitty job, he would put in his resignation by peeing all over the counters. Bravo Dan, bravo. You are my hero and I love you very much!
music. the ex - billy talent