Those girl baboon's bums go red when they want to attract a mate. Maybe I've got a red bum and that is why I attracted Dave the Laugh and accidently snogged him! Oh I am a shameless red-bottomed vixen! I have fallen for the red herring! It's time for me to become... a shameless boy magnet!
But first I have to get Libby's pooey knicker's out of my bed.
And put on some lippy.

-Angus, thongs, and Full Frontal Snogging
-On the Bright Side, I'm now the Girlfriend of a Sex God!
-Knocked out by my Nunga Nungas!
by Louise Rennison