Hello chums, I've decided to post some random poetry *moans* NO! BUT WAIT! This is exciting cause it's funny in a Tasha-funny kind of way. Ok, I know it's not funny, it's only funny cause I think it's funny. So laugh on chums, because I'm laughing. Go forth and choke on Alphagetties! Oh there we are! I've decided to name this random batch of poetry... and all random poetry: Choking on Alphagetties. Be stunned at my amazmament chums, for I really am quite stupendenous at being an idiot. Laugh on says Tash-the-Laugh! (Tasha the L!)

Choking on Alphagetties

Dangerous game
Green salad of my youth
Eats me!
Eat!
Eat!
Eat!
Mmm.

Nonsense Chaotic
Teddy Bear's Picnic
Feeds Me
Hate
Love
Beef Stew
Feed me.
Yes.

Pants of my childhood
In my mansion
Safely hiding
I am.
Nothing.

(This is about a Teddy bear on Pajama Day at school)
The Bear
It watches me
Undressing me
Yes
Yes
Fur.
COME FORTH.
Love me.
In all your brown.

Hair
Fly my pretty.
For I am
Raviolli
In your bowl.
COME FORTH
And eat my alphabet.

Beard.
Give me freedom
THE PEACH!
THE PEACH!
COME FORTH!
And love me.
And be eaten.
That is all.

      Well, that was slightly hilarire, wasn't it chums. Now I know I'm not using real words at the moment chums, but really it doesn't matter in the long run. Perhaps I will post my more mature poems later (haha)
Snog ya later!